Another version of THINK OF A NUMBER!

 

I know you guys will need a calculator so you might as well get one out
now!
 
 Don't cheat!
 
      DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST !
      It only takes 30 seconds.......
      Work this out as you read.
      Must be sure you don't read the bottom until you've
      worked it out !
      
        1. First of all, pick the number of times a week
      that you would like to have chocolate       
      
      
      
      
      2.Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
      
      
      
      
       3. Add 5. ( for the number of pounds you put on weekly!)
      
      
    

      4. Multiply it by 50. (being a bit stupid)
        l'll wait while you get the calculator................
      

      
      
      
       5. lf you have already had your birthday this year add
      1758.
      
       lf you haven't, add 1757.
      
      
      
       6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
      (if you remember)
     
      
      
      ANSWER
            
       You should now have a three digit number.
      
       The first digit of this was your original number
      (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week.)

 

       The second two digits are your age and it shows.

PROFESSIONAL Quiz

The following short quiz consists of four questions and tell you whether you are truly a "professional." Scroll down for the answer.

The questions are not that difficult.

 

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

 

 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator door.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions

 

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

 Correct Answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross, but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most Professionals have the brains of a four-year old. END

 

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